Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
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