to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.