Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.