I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
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He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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