Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
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No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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