I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
ok first of all what the fuck
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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