I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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