Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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