i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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