so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
A+ Viking dick
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
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