Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
How external is "for external use only"?
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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