Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
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