dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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