Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
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