i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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