So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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