I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He did a backflip because drugs
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