Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
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