Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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