Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
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Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
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Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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