omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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