I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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