when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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