your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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