fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
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You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
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