I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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