my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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