ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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