yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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