called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
We left an ass print on the piano.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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