Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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