no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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