you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
