yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
There r osticjed everywhere
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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