Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
There's a naked man in my car right now.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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