I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
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She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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