whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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