Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
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The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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