I'm going to jail i love you
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
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who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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