i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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