and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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