I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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