Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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