Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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