We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
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You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
My dick has a subreddit
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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