On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
