Why did I call the Oregon Department of Transportation at 4:30 in the morning, and who did I talk to for three minutes?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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