in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
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