Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
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at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!