you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
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