love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
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