I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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