we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
