So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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