I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
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