She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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