i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
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She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Your cock deserves a montage
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
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Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize