I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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