hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
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i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
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Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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