don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
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