Grow some girl-balls and come out already
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
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we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Well I can't message him and be like "hey I was behind you in CVS a month ago and I remembered your last name and DOB and looked you up on fb and added you so wanna hang out"
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I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
did i just pee glitter
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