wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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